It’s Alive!

My book has arrived!!

SQUEE!!!1!

From the back of the book:

Stormbringer doesn’t consider herself out of the ordinary, and neither should you.

She’s been agoraphobic since her teens and can barely leave her parents’ house, let alone venture 2000 light years into space.

But her little finger drops off, one particularly ordinary winter’s day. Just like that. Suddenly things aren’t quite as ordinary as you might have previously supposed and this is only the beginning of the Attack of the Clones…

Available for purchase HERE!

So You’ve Decided To Self-Publish…

Yeah. There it is. I’ve decided to self-publish with the help of Lulu.com.

I’m just sick of sitting on a fun novel and wanting my friends to be able to read it in a published format. I’m sick of literary agents passing it over, I’m sick of time marching on and nothing happening in my literary career.

So I’m in the middle of self-publishing my novel. I certainly won’t get rich off it, as a finished version is £7.78 and I will only get £1 from each copy sold. I’ve just ordered a finished copy (postage is 4 bloody quid but that’s not too bad, considering.) It won’t be available for purchase until I’ve acquired my own copy and finalised it for full availability to the public, but it won’t be more than a couple of weeks.

Yay!